I've never looked my age, but really? I don't look anywhere close to 21. So imagine my surprised 45 year old ass when I was asked for my ID by the young grocery store clerk.
Check-Out Dude: Um, can I see some ID please?
Mama Goose: Of course you may!!
After a brief pause, obviously doing mental math...
Check-Out Dude: Wow! You're almost as old as my Mom!!
sigh
8 comments:
Ouch! I feel your pain!
damn kids...
ha!
I gave up feeling flattered when I saw the sign saying "we proof anyone who looks younger than 50"
I hate being carded. Walmart asked me for id for ciggs. I don't smoke I was getting them for a neighbor and I had to walk back to the car to get it. That really sucked donkey cock. Sorry, I'm in kind of a mood.
Niiiiiice. When I get carded, I always want to lift up my shirt and demand, "Do THESE look like the breasts of a 20 year old?!" I might do irreparable damage though.
Oh, my gosh, this made me laugh out loud. Well, at least you didn't LOOK almost old enough to be his mom. :-)
It must be a conspiracy...that happened to me recently! ... Except the kid called me 'Dude'...double-whammy! ;)
Love your blog!
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