13 November 2008

How to Build me up and Tear Me Down in 30 seconds Flat

I've never looked my age, but really? I don't look anywhere close to 21. So imagine my surprised 45 year old ass when I was asked for my ID by the young grocery store clerk.

Check-Out Dude: Um, can I see some ID please?

Mama Goose: Of course you may!!

After a brief pause, obviously doing mental math...

Check-Out Dude: Wow! You're almost as old as my Mom!!

sigh

8 comments:

Trisha said...

Ouch! I feel your pain!

A Buns Life said...

damn kids...

Familia said...

ha!

K2 said...

I gave up feeling flattered when I saw the sign saying "we proof anyone who looks younger than 50"

melissa said...

I hate being carded. Walmart asked me for id for ciggs. I don't smoke I was getting them for a neighbor and I had to walk back to the car to get it. That really sucked donkey cock. Sorry, I'm in kind of a mood.

She She said...

Niiiiiice. When I get carded, I always want to lift up my shirt and demand, "Do THESE look like the breasts of a 20 year old?!" I might do irreparable damage though.

Julia @ Hooked on Houses said...

Oh, my gosh, this made me laugh out loud. Well, at least you didn't LOOK almost old enough to be his mom. :-)

ChristineM said...

It must be a conspiracy...that happened to me recently! ... Except the kid called me 'Dude'...double-whammy! ;)

Love your blog!