I hired a housekeeper.
I've dreamed of this moment for a long time.
Now mind you, he's not exactly what I envisioned:
6'2"
Blond hair
Blue eyes
Doesn't speak a lick of English...
Nope.
He's not even Swedish.
In fact, he was born in Massachusetts.
But I think he'll do.
Everyone: Meet Rolf
Rolf RoombaHe's the new love of my life.
Right up there with our other hired hand, Sven.
15 comments:
That's awesome hah!
OK so you REALLY like it? We have been debating getting one of these for a long time, and now with FOUR cats, I can see it being more of a toy for them to chase rather than a "serious household appliance" for me to go ga-ga over.
Wow! Let us know how Rolf works out! I have always wondered if those things really work well.
I want one!
Does he do windows?
My husband bought me one a few months ago. It was the best day ever.
It gives me a little thrill to hear it working while I'm eating ice cream on the couch.
I would like a Rolf! We currently have Sven's great-grandfather in our house. He's a little unpredictable these days and apparently incontinent because there's often a tiny pool...
do you LOVE it? i wonder how it would work on hardwood floors?
ooooo, do you share?
Are you into that?
Ralf is a cutie! I've been eyeing those for a while too. What made you take the plunge?
Oh, I'm so jealous. I had one of the original Roombas and it died about a year ago. I still miss it. It would go under beds, did great on hardwood, great in the kitchen, picked up cat hair. I'm going to start saving my pennies for a Rolf of my own.
Wow, your on a funny roll today!!!!
Okay - but does he straighten up? Can somebody invent one of those? PLEASE???
LOL! I was yelling "NO FAIR" in my head as I read this (b/c my housecleaners are a bunch of women), and then laughed at loud at your reveal.
My sister LOVES her Roomba---although hers goes my "Rosie" (Jetson reference).
Hope Rolf keeps you totally satisfied. ; )
Okay, I'm glad Rolf and Sven turned out to be appliances because I really did feel awful about the nasty comment I was about to leave in my jealousy-induced state.
I have been coveting a strapping young hottie by the name of Dyson, but he's a little out of my league, if you know what I mean. :(
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