04 September 2008

To Whom it May Concern

Dear fat, lazy bitch who has taken up residence in my hind quarters,

Get the fuck out!

Sincerely,
Mama Goose

PS: Pardon my french, but you really have to go now...

5 comments:

A Buns Life said...

Hey. she has taken up residence in my side quarters.....and I was just cursing her this morning too! :)

noble pig said...

That lazy bitch must be a ho becuase she's over here too! She's a hindquarter slut.

Maeve's Mom said...

Can you ask her sister to vacate my hindquarters too?

K2 said...

Ha! You made me laugh - then cry when I realized she must have an evil twin who's been romancing my ass as well! Looks like it's time for the eviction squad...

Trisha said...

Hey - she can go and take the hefty woman occupying my belly with her!