We've had a morning routine going for a couple of years now.
We get ready to go, brush up, hugs and kisses all around. The boys strap in to the car and roll the windows down. Daddy-O stands on the front stoop and waves good-bye.
From the back seat they call...
Olii: "Daddy, there's a skunk on your head!!"
Daddy-O feigns shock and horror, hands on head, shaking about...
Bii: "Dad! There's an alligator in your pants!!"
Daddy-O does a frightened, over the top dance trying to find said alligator...
Sometimes multiple rounds ensue until we drive off. Big grins all around.
A similar chorus began as we pulled out the driveway this morning, but ended with an extra bonus:
Bii: "That never gets old"
You're right Goose, it doesn't.